The Weirdest, The Funnest And The Down Right Stupidess Conversta

This was right before the band Banquet!!!!

Molly:LIGHT STAND STILL!
Me:.........Why are you calling me Light?
Molly:Cuz you took that quiz and got Light!!!!
Me:..........wait that means I'm a crazy guy with a Death Note!!!?!!?
Molly:Yep, Yep!
Me:Should I even ask...........weres Pam anyway?
Molly:Behind you!
Me:*is now on the ground with her setting on top of me, okay on my back*Owwwwwww.....
Kenney:Light got Glomped!!!!!!
Molly:Shut up L your dead!
Kenney:...........whatever..............YEAH TOAST! YEAH TOAST!

Some weeks ago!

Mr.Tignor:No, No play that cord Long and Hard!!
Kenny:That's how the ladys like it!
Kim W.:No we like it limp and small!
Me:Here we go agian.....
Mr.Tinor:..........I wish I never said anything.......

About the time of the last one.......
Mr.Tignor: Play it like a bounie ball*brackes it down*
April:Yeah guys bounie Balls!
Kim:*is jumping up and down* Yeah guys like that!
Me:What have I gotten my self in!?
Kenney:Hell?

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Ok this is a topic where you write down any converstaions you had which are funny or weird.
Ok I'll start of.

Me: *looks at time* Is it that time already?
Carl: Yep
Me: time flys by when you having fun
Carl: Yes, Im sure that game of Tic-tac-toe you were playing in your mind was very amusing
Me: oh I stopped playing Tic-Tac-Toe a while back, Im now playing chess with my subconcious
Carl: *laughs*
Me: currently my subconcious is winning

that was yesterday and this is one i had today.

Carl: I heard your Dad is in hospital
Me: Yeah, lets guess roger told you
Carl: yes
Me: lets guess over world of warcraft?
Carl: yes
Me:I hope he didnt do it in group chat, the others would think thats random. Hey Guys by the way my dads in hospital
Carl: *laughs* No he told me in private
Me: oh did he tell you using his telepathic skills or did he whisper to you on world of war craft
Carl: he whispered..and this is the point where you say im going back to my game of tic-tac-toe now
Me: Im not playng Tic-tac-toe, im doing karaoke.
carl: oh and your subconcious won at tic-tac-toe
Me: no I won today
Carl: your Crazy
Me: I'm not crazy ask my toaster
Carl: yep defenlly mad
Me: *whips carl with tea towel* Get back to your work you slacker

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You can choose to run, but dying won't change a thing. Trust me on that one. If you really want things to change...you're going to have to live. Even if there's no meaning in this life...at best, this world is a breeding ground of paranoia and selfishness.
Someday you'll let go of my hand. when you finally look to the far, far sky, I'll kick you from behind and laugh at you to hurry.

Explain to me, with that mouth of yours. This bitter feeling. Where do you want me to put it?

If you want to be happy- Throw reason out the window...I guess.
It's only for themselves that people live and die.
Remember these last words. I will slowly close my eyes. So stay there and watch. My vision is stained the color of blood when i speak of your face. Always, when I speak of your face.