Bible Against Homosexuality?

Mich, I think you are getting God and Jesus mixed up.
Jesus was a man, the carpenter you're thinking of.
God is genderless, but God is referred to as a 'he', just because that's how things are. God has never appeared on earth in the form of man, Jesus was the closest there ever was.

I would wanna read the bible chapter before you rule too many lines on what's acceptable in the eyes of God. There are lots of rules.
There are many places where sex before marriage are frowned apon, thus also ruling out threesomes.

And what's your new fave quote Styx? 0_o

Yes, but God is not a guy.

This is the quote I reffer to as the bibles view on homosexuality:
(please note god is saying this to Moses, a man)

"You shall not lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination."

It indeed does not say anything about lesbians.
God put these laws in late, as he saw the acts 'defiling the land', and decided to stop them. this is what he says about people who break the laws put in place in Leviticus 18:

"For whoever comits any of these abominations, the persons who commit them shall be cut off from among their people" - meaning should be out casted from society

Interpret this as you wish.