so, is the txt for 'Da man'? you know who im talking about :P

Me: Lets see.. the best way to get rid of a vampire...

Mom: ....that sleezy whore! -talking to computer cause she lost on solitaire-

Me: Ahh yes! put them in the sun, and make fried chicken out of them..!

Mom: EWWWWWWWWWWW

Me: ahahahha.. country fried vampiric chicken..

Mom: EWWWWeeeeWWWW Ew ew ew!

Me: ahahhahahahaha!

Mom: ewww..

Me: Would you like some breast?

(repeat the ewws)