Ways to annoy Zelos Wilder


1. Threaten Seles, repeatedly.
2. Laugh in his ear.
3. Fart in his ear.
4. Give him a wet willie (in both ears is even better)
5. Hug him, tightly. Equip an exsphere beforehand so you make it feel like your trying to snap him in half.
6. Ask why he doesn't like the snow in Meltokio, continue to ask. Ask sebastian why he doesn't like the snow, ask the king and Seles why.
7. Laugh cruelly about how he is so stupid and traitorious. Malicious and perverted.
8. Chew on his hair while he isn't looking.