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Parody Doku time!

Parody Doku time!

Blogged in the Forum : Anime Cutie
By : DokuGanryu
See more of my blogs at : My Blogs

ahahahahahahah! Sorry i had to do this.. and I know its a parody of me and anime cutie, but its fun! VERY fun! xD! lol.. anyway.. it's........ can't touch me time! -speaks in the microphone-


J-J-J-J- Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity so Hammer you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street,
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat

(Can't Touch Me) x3

STOP! Doku time!
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
light a fire then pee it out
Don't like it? kiss my rump, just for a minute let's all do the bump

Can't touch me
Yeah, do the Doku Ganryu bump
Can't touch me

I'm presidential Doku, interns think I'm hot
Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world from Hartford to Back Bay
It's Doku, Go Doku, AC Doku, Yo Doku, let's see Rei rap this way!

Can't touch me

-looks around until see Darkmousey, smiles- Except for you. You can touch me...!

-gets hit with frying pan by Dolphin-

Rei--alchemy aprentice-- : THe umbrella is my new mallet...since I used to whack alot of things with my mallet>.> but SOMEONE! Ate it >.< *evil glare at Batman* BATMAN YOU TANK! *cough* My new weapon of choice is thus Umbrella ^-^

bleeding_flower : weird blogs attract lots of comments...its just the way it is....

The Bloodstained Kunai : Wow! That's alot of comments!!! HOLY COW!

Dolphin Spirit : WUAHAHAHH no-one is normal when they are around meee! Whats with the umbrella? o.o;;;

DarkMousey : The Umbrella's a He I thought it was a she..

Dont worry Bleeding Flower, I was Innocent till I met Dolphin spirit, then she turned me completely and utterlly mental lol ^^

bleeding_flower : someone please remind me why i hang around here....im slowly having my innocence stolen from me by all your sick minds!!!!!

Rei--alchemy aprentice-- : -_- Mousey? Have you told Doku about my good friend mr. umbrella?

Rei--alchemy aprentice-- : -_- Mousey? Have you told Doku about my good friend mr. umbrella?

DokuGanryu : Rei Ayaname it is!

DarkMousey : awww ok i will call you just Rei ^^

Rei--alchemy aprentice-- : how about just rei?XD My blood daddy used to call me rei-rei thats why i dont like it.

DokuGanryu : how about rei ayaname? :X or Rei Kirisagi? oh or Solty Rei

DarkMousey : *hides* But its such a cute name...fine then I will have to think of another one *sits down crosslegged and thinks* hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Rei--alchemy aprentice-- : *Twitch* seriously *vien pulse* dont-call-me- rei-rei...im warning you one day im going to snap and really hurt someone....

DarkMousey : DOKU *jumps on Doku* Im scared of Rei-Rei

Rei--alchemy aprentice-- : O.O ...........*all 20billion punds of ice cream kicks in* BATMAN! RATMAN! SOCK! 12 Pack of beer! *cough* PURELL! KEYBOARD! SHOE! DESK! SATILITE! LINT BRUSH! SOUP! CROCK POT! SHELF! PHONE IPOD!...yes im just randomly yelling everything i can see in my apartment ....*cough* ROY MUSTANG PLUSHIE!...Oh! Thats twhere that went ^-^

DokuGanryu : sigh.. darkmousey is getting erotic dreams again... slap her so she gets out of it, i'm afraid of approaching her when shes like that :/ very bad for my well being.. xD -huggles darkmousey-

Rei--alchemy aprentice-- : am i missing something? O.o

DarkMousey : *goes into day dream* hmmmm hot water.... *dribbles*

Rei--alchemy aprentice-- : O.o should i boil the water? or will you melt? O.O

DarkMousey : NO ICE WATER *hides* me no like cold. DOKU SAVE ME!

Rei--alchemy aprentice-- : Oh and thats IS halarious doku...good job *invisible pat on the back* O.O I just touched you O.O

DarkMousey : *pokes* Cant get song out of my head...must think of another song...... I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE KNOW OTHER MOTHERS CAN DENY WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH A IDDY BIDDY WAIST AND SLAMS IT IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG! *falls out chair**glomps* your stuck on my mind you know that Doku...

Rei--alchemy aprentice-- : dont make me get the ice water mousey XD...o.o is it my turn now? Yo wassup? My name is Rei, All you playa haters are just too cliche,Here's the image i portray,everyday Here's my toupee! *dances* @.@

DokuGanryu : touch me however you like, sweetheart X3 muahahaha -glomps- Touch me! o.O

DarkMousey : *dies* It...ummm...good *glomps* you mean touch you like this >.< Or in another way *slaps self* NOOOOOOO Sick thoughts *dies again*

DokuGanryu : u guys like this? =3

Dolphin Spirit : o.o

bleeding_flower : "Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot" ........ HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

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