LOL this is a cheap shot from candy mountain and decided to remix it for all of anime cutie.. anyway...
Dokuganryu: -sleeping, snoring... loudly- DM: Dokkkuuuu... Rei: Doookuuuuu.... Dokuganryu: -snores, wakes up- what the freak? oh its you two... DM: Doku is awake! Rei: yaaa.. awake! Dokuganryu: how about you guys leave me the hell alone and go bug someone else.. -tries to go back to sleep- DM: Nuuu! Dokuuuu.. we have to go to candy mountain! Rei: it's anime mountain in this remix.. anyway.. yeaaahhhh.. anime mountain! Dokuganryu: What? no such thing as candy mountain Rei & DM: anime mountain Dokuganryu: w/e, it doesnt exist leave me alone! Rei: it exists! we will prove it! DM: Yeah! prove it! Rei: Doookkkkuuu... DM: Doooookkkkkuuu... Dokuganryu: -gets up, looks at them angrily- fine! i'll with you to anime mountain or whatever its called and prove to you it doesnt exist! ------ DM: Dookkkuuu... Rei: Doookkkkkuuu.. Dokuganryu: WHAT?! DM: We're on a bridge doku! Rei: Yeaahh.. a bridge..! -Rei and dm look at eachother, smiling childishly- Choir: to anime moutnain we go! to anime mountain we go! to anime mountain we go! Dokuganryu: -slaps head, crying- someone save me... --------- Dokuganryu and co. stand in a sickly misty swamp and rei and dm dance around Doku. Dokuganryu: Whats that? -points to a person laying in a shallow puddle of water, guggling water- Rei: That is the mystical Iruka! -dm and rei draw closer to it- Dokuganryu: i'm so killing it.. Rei & dm: Nuuu! it will tell us the way! Iruka: -guggles water, cross eyed- DM: it has spoken! -bows- Rei: North! -pointed south, goes north anyway- -------- large meadow Dokuganryu: I'm sick and tired! let me sleep.. DM: Nuu! we're almost there! Rei: YEAH! almost there.... Dokuganryu: OMFG theres no anime mountain! get over it! Dm & Rei: SHUN the non-believer.... Shhuuuuunnnnnn...... Rei: Shuuuunnnnn.... the non believer! Dm: Shunnnnn...... Dokuganryu: Sigh.. whatever.. lets go.. DM & rei: YAY! ----- anime mountain Dokuganryu: well whattya know it does exist! Dm: go into the cave doku... Rei: Ya.. in the cave.... Dokuganryu: uhhh.. okay... Rei & Dm: Bye doku... byyyyyeeee... doookkkkuuuu Dokuganryu: huh? goodbye? -door open sound- whos there? -sound of doku being beaten up badly- Dolphin: -comes out of cave with a small bag- ahahaha! thanks.. and thats for dissing dolphins! BASTARD! -flips off- Dokuganryu: -wakes up- ooohhhh... urgh.. ow.. ah hell they stole my spleen.. FIN |
DarkMousey : youmake it sound like you dont like me :( HA HA HA It was s funn I like te bit wih Dolphin lol
Rei--alchemy aprentice-- : make her a drowning prophet weraing a Abel Nightroad is my Idol t-shirt and i think she'll be satisfied XD O_O I am insane to the maxx right now and i have no idea where the definition of spleen came from O_O
DokuGanryu : ahahaha.. xP did i do a good job? i think iruka will be angry cause i made her the drowning prophet.. xD
Rei--alchemy aprentice-- : O.O did you know a spleen is a lymphatic organ that modifies the blood structure in your body so man you cant live without that it so totally helps dispose of dead blood cells....OH DEAR GOD! GET ME OUT OF BIOLOGY OUUUT! *cough* anniiimmeee mooounntain Xd